Tossers Unite!

Rrrrright:

In what must surely be one of the summer’s more bizarre events, hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity.

… and what’s more:

Prizes will be on offer for those who clock up the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the current record, according to the organisers, is a chafing eight-and-a-half hours.

I believe a Woody Allen quote is in order: “Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.”

3 Responses to “Tossers Unite!”

  1. Mike says:

    Hmmm…wonder if they have a category for senior citizens? Sounds like it would be right up my alley. I might fly over…and then again I might not! Yeah it was Woody Allen who spoke those immortal words to Diane Keaton in “Annie Hall”. In another movie when his girlfriend or wife made an anti-masturbation remark he whined “You’re always criticizing my HOBBIES!”. Cheers!

  2. Barry's Imaginary Publisher says:

    Wow Mike, that’s an interesting, uh blog you have there! :D

  3. jim says:

    Here in Canada, we already have an institution that fits this event’s description perfectly – Parliament.