Ziggy’s Gums

Moving on, here’s everything you always wanted to know about David Bowie’s teeth throughout the years.

3 Responses to “Ziggy’s Gums”

  1. mcnastie says:

    somebody please assassinate alan light. this smug douchebag ‘expert’ can’t get through a day without appearing on some trivial pop culture critical review. i hate people like him more than the entire bush administration put together. and bowie has absolutely sucked for over two decades now. why does anyone still give a shit about this spindly coke-addled waif? the lyrics to ‘be in my video’ pretty much clear up any lingering issues regarding bowie’s glamourous mystique – there is no glamourous mystique. he’s just another rich asshat at this point. he should have had his dentist fix his songwriting ability along with his fucking teeth. why oh why won’t these withered rock stars die?

  2. gabe says:

    to balance out so many ritzy smiles, i would suggest a bit of g.g. allin- bite it you scum


    a true defecator!

  3. Lunchmeat says:

    I agree with mcnastie; certainly. The question remains, however: Is he from nowhere?

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