Paging John From Beyond

Idiot Morons Forever: a pay-per-view TV “seance” is set to contact the spirit of late Beatle John Lennon.

The programme, on US digital channel In Demand, will feature psychics travelling to sites of significance to the former Beatle, including the Dakota building in New York where he was shot dead in 1980. They will then assemble around a seance table, with infra-red cameras to capture any “presence” in the room.

Yoko Ono’s spokesman Elliot Mintz sums it up nicely: “A pay-per-view seance was never his style.”

2 Responses to “Paging John From Beyond”

  1. Bob Again says:

    Just another widow in LA…anyone wanna hazzard a guess how a certain widow in LA might handle such an attempt to contact her deceased husband?

  2. Barry's Imaginary Publisher says:

    There would be bloodshed.