Well, since Barry crossed the border to Brazil, here’s a new release:

Petit Wazoo?...

Jeezis!.. This is what we’ve been waiting for? The Petit Wazoo????
Yes, friends. Just click on FZ’s head at www., and you’ll see.
You can order it here for 17 $. And:
“Liner notes by Steve Vai.”

22 Responses to “IMAGINARY DISEASES”

  1. Sterbus says:

    There a few other points where you can click,there’s also a setlist,
    it seems to be a single cd!

  2. xorg says:

    Beats me why they can’t just tell us what’s going on without all this fiddling about…

  3. Bob Again says:

    “all this fiddling about” keeps folks like Keith employed. Would you rather he be out of work and someone in China be in charge of this stuff? …please pass the Prozac.

  4. Scott says:

    Two releases in rapid succession and some people JUST FUCKING MOAN AND MOAN.

    Waaaa! My pussy’s bleedin’!!!!

    Tell ya what. Go write some music and release 60 albums and do everything PERFECTLY. Or else just keep typing about how put out you are.

    HOly FuCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Zappa Patio says:

    Three releases in two months? The Bognor Regis acetate on zappateers? That’s enough to send me into major denial mode (at least I’ll be able to fill some of those slots on the index page).

  6. Bob Again says:

    pre-orders without actual shipping dates have been somewhat of a challenge for some folks…releases ain’t releases ’til they be released. Patience, my friends (and if yo’ pussy be bleedin’ I suggest you visit yo’ favorit convenience sto’…gnome sayin’)

  7. SOFA says:

    I see the light come shinin’
    from the west down to the east…
    Anyday now, any way now,
    They shall be released…
    Wanna buy some acid, Bob?

  8. evaristo says:

    Keep crossin’ dem borders, Barry!

  9. Bob Again says:

    I asked as nice as I could…

  10. Bob Again says:

    …You know what? They didn’t do nothin’
    But they charged me double for Sunday!

  11. Barry says:

    Sit tight friends! On Friday I’ll be crossing yet another border! Who knows what’ll happen then!

    Yours in cooked lobster color glory,


  12. Bob Again says:

    …perhaps this crossing will bring us a RELEASE date…press pre-pay NOW! Say hello to Santa if you see him flying around up there.

  13. Keith says:

    let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

  14. xorg says:

    Bob Again: Who is Keith and why should I be bothered if he is almost Chinese?

  15. Keith says:

    “blow it our your ass, motorcycle man!”
    that’s very polite, huh?

    I’m sorry if you’ve got nothing better to do.
    And I’m not even close to being chinese.
    Happy Holydays, depressed little fella =)

  16. Aqualung says:

    could you please update this website? ;-)

  17. Bob Again says:

    Keith is a nice young man who is employed by ZFT. He has taken an accute interest in my mental health. His kind and soothing words have been a great comfort to me and, ultimately, my family and friends this holiday season…

    …sorry, Keith, I didn’t mean to call you a motorcycle man. What have you got against Chinese motorcycle men, anyway?

  18. Keith says:

    I already told you man, I really wish I was eployed by ZFT, but I’m not, so cut that.

    I’ve got nothing against chinese motorcycle men (never met any, thought, only chinese bicycle man), but I don’t exactly understand what you’ve got against me, whatever it is I hope the holiday season and you’re “family and friends” helps you.

  19. Yakub Hazzzard says:

    I must, once again, respectfully ask that you cease and de-cyst.

  20. xorg says:

    Well; whoever Keith might be, has anybody heard ‘Imaginary Diseases’ yet and is it any better than ‘Joe’s Domage’?

  21. Keith says:

    I will again respect your wishes mr. yakub, and I’m sorry for any trouble.

    I haven’t heard it yet, has anybody?

  22. Whitfield and Strong says:

    We heard it through the grapevine.

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