IMAGINARY DISEASES
Well, since Barry crossed the border to Brazil, here’s a new release:
Jeezis!.. This is what we’ve been waiting for? The Petit Wazoo????
Yes, friends. Just click on FZ’s head at www. zappa.com, and you’ll see.
update:
You can order it here for 17 $. And:
“Liner notes by Steve Vai.”
December 21st, 2005 at 9:06 pm »
There a few other points where you can click,there’s also a setlist,
it seems to be a single cd!
December 21st, 2005 at 11:08 pm »
Beats me why they can’t just tell us what’s going on without all this fiddling about…
December 21st, 2005 at 11:39 pm »
“all this fiddling about” keeps folks like Keith employed. Would you rather he be out of work and someone in China be in charge of this stuff? …please pass the Prozac.
December 22nd, 2005 at 1:12 am »
Two releases in rapid succession and some people JUST FUCKING MOAN AND MOAN.
Waaaa! My pussy’s bleedin’!!!!
Tell ya what. Go write some music and release 60 albums and do everything PERFECTLY. Or else just keep typing about how put out you are.
HOly FuCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2005 at 2:09 am »
Three releases in two months? The Bognor Regis acetate on zappateers? That’s enough to send me into major denial mode (at least I’ll be able to fill some of those slots on the index page).
December 22nd, 2005 at 4:36 am »
pre-orders without actual shipping dates have been somewhat of a challenge for some folks…releases ain’t releases ’til they be released. Patience, my friends (and if yo’ pussy be bleedin’ I suggest you visit yo’ favorit convenience sto’…gnome sayin’)
December 22nd, 2005 at 6:05 am »
I see the light come shinin’
from the west down to the east…
Anyday now, any way now,
They shall be released…
Wanna buy some acid, Bob?
December 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 am »
Keep crossin’ dem borders, Barry!
December 22nd, 2005 at 5:42 pm »
I asked as nice as I could…
December 22nd, 2005 at 5:45 pm »
…You know what? They didn’t do nothin’
But they charged me double for Sunday!
December 22nd, 2005 at 6:57 pm »
Sit tight friends! On Friday I’ll be crossing yet another border! Who knows what’ll happen then!
Yours in cooked lobster color glory,
Barry
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:44 pm »
…perhaps this crossing will bring us a RELEASE date…press pre-pay NOW! Say hello to Santa if you see him flying around up there.
December 23rd, 2005 at 7:51 am »
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
December 24th, 2005 at 2:02 am »
Bob Again: Who is Keith and why should I be bothered if he is almost Chinese?
December 24th, 2005 at 8:37 am »
“blow it our your ass, motorcycle man!”
that’s very polite, huh?
I’m sorry if you’ve got nothing better to do.
And I’m not even close to being chinese.
Happy Holydays, depressed little fella =)
December 25th, 2005 at 7:21 pm »
could you please update this website? ;-)
December 28th, 2005 at 5:17 pm »
Keith is a nice young man who is employed by ZFT. He has taken an accute interest in my mental health. His kind and soothing words have been a great comfort to me and, ultimately, my family and friends this holiday season…
…sorry, Keith, I didn’t mean to call you a motorcycle man. What have you got against Chinese motorcycle men, anyway?
December 28th, 2005 at 9:33 pm »
I already told you man, I really wish I was eployed by ZFT, but I’m not, so cut that.
I’ve got nothing against chinese motorcycle men (never met any, thought, only chinese bicycle man), but I don’t exactly understand what you’ve got against me, whatever it is I hope the holiday season and you’re “family and friends” helps you.
December 28th, 2005 at 9:55 pm »
I must, once again, respectfully ask that you cease and de-cyst.
December 28th, 2005 at 9:57 pm »
Well; whoever Keith might be, has anybody heard ‘Imaginary Diseases’ yet and is it any better than ‘Joe’s Domage’?
December 29th, 2005 at 9:40 am »
I will again respect your wishes mr. yakub, and I’m sorry for any trouble.
I haven’t heard it yet, has anybody?
December 31st, 2005 at 4:05 pm »
We heard it through the grapevine.