Intelligent Design

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

An Open Letter To The Kansas School Board

2 Responses to “Intelligent Design”

  1. tom says:

    Supergreat. But I don’t get his point.
    What is he trying to say? I tell you, forget about “intelligent design” – just look at the way “feet” were constructed. They hurt, they smell, you trip over them… ah…. call that intelligent?
    He ist trying to get a whole new subject into education: “How to become a pirate to cool down earth!” Gee, I am sweating like sponge bob getting squeezed over here. Where are my patch and my parrot?

  2. nanook of the anchorage says:

    I say Kill all the fucking pirates and bring on global warming! I’m fucking cold now! And don’t tell me to move to a different climate where it’s warmer: I’m closer to His Noodly Appendage than any of you and couldn’t live without the continual touch of pasta that I feel on the back of my neck!!!