Cruising With Journey And the Styx

“Don’t miss your chance to spend a week cruising the caribbean featuring 3 of rock’s biggest artists, Journey, REO Speedwagon & Styx!” It’s masochism, Jim, but not as we know it.

4 Responses to “Cruising With Journey And the Styx”

  1. Chicken Man! says:

    Joe will be there!! ZFT promises Joe’s attendance at the rrholidayescape will have no impact on the rather tight schedule they have established for the ZFT Forty Club.

  2. xorg says:

    Notice how the route encircles Cuba. Obviously a CIA plot to bombard Castro with Crap Music by Men with Bad Hair until he begs for mercy.

  3. Barry says:

    Another Bay of Pigs in the making!

  4. Bob Again says:

    An unidentified source has disclosed the mission, code named rrholidayescape, will deploy a secret weapon – HEART! Crazy on Jou! (or is that, crazy au jus? no matter.) Joe will be at the controls. Amid protest from the Miami Cuban exile community, the White House has vowed to find the source of this leak.