Heresy!

If you ever find yourself in Belgium (one doesn’t plan to go there, one somehow finds him/herself there), you’ll need the opposite of these.

3 Responses to “Heresy!”

  1. Dr Sharleena says:

    9) You never wear any color brighter than dark green. You automatically assume anyone who does is either

    a) Dutch
    b) Scandinavian
    c) American or
    d) Extremely rude
    LMAO!!!

  2. Barry says:

    e) having south-americans over to visit

  3. sofa says:

    “You give other foreigners lectures on the difference between fake and real monastery-produced beer.”
    I do this now and I’ve never been to Belgium…
    “You don’t drink the last two centilitres of a Westmalle trippel.”
    And that’s only because you can get it there so easily. Anywhere else in the world, it’d be sacrelidge to waste a drop of Westmalle Trippel…
    SOFA

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