If you ever find yourself in Belgium (one doesn’t plan to go there, one somehow finds him/herself there), you’ll need the opposite of these.

3 Responses to “Heresy!”

  1. Dr Sharleena says:

    9) You never wear any color brighter than dark green. You automatically assume anyone who does is either

    a) Dutch
    b) Scandinavian
    c) American or
    d) Extremely rude

  2. Barry says:

    e) having south-americans over to visit

  3. sofa says:

    “You give other foreigners lectures on the difference between fake and real monastery-produced beer.”
    I do this now and I’ve never been to Belgium…
    “You don’t drink the last two centilitres of a Westmalle trippel.”
    And that’s only because you can get it there so easily. Anywhere else in the world, it’d be sacrelidge to waste a drop of Westmalle Trippel…

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