“Arf,” she said.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to explore the uncharted territories of the Newlywed Game. Now that the homo-marriage is an old, worn out concept, it’s high time all the deviants of the world decided to come up with something REALLY DIFFERENT.

5 Responses to ““Arf,” she said.”

  1. Marnix Van de Ass-Haar says:

    I verre sorry, Are these pets actually elligible? I mean, waar are their adres bewijs, aing? Just checking if all it’s in het kader van de wet. Sus d’orans, anyone?

  2. Barry says:

    Marnix! Back from the Big Bad City of Brussels already! Hope the subway strike didn’t bug you too much… Can I interest you in some empanadas? Hmmm?

  3. ThingFish says:

    Read the disclaimer – It says you are not allowed to have sex with your pet. In bold letters, and that perverts aren’t allowed on the site. Well, the only people who I would imagine wanting to get married to their pets ARE PERVERTS. But that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.

  4. dmt says:

    Well, maybe not perverts, but definitely odd…

  5. dmt says:

    Chester’s gorilla – she go “OINK!”