11 thoughts on “Kein Designer”

  1. Dünya’nýn En Büyük Yüzen Kütüphanesi Ýstanbul… okuduðum Bu e mail’i gönderen hemen çok zengi… Amerika Bu Yýl da Göcmen Alýyor !!!

  2. RE: remembering Franks 10 year anniversary

    how about a search for the zappa song with the least commercial potential

    Or maybe the zappa product with the least commercial potential

    Sort of an un-memorial with a suitably “Frank” sense of cynicism

  3. First of all, lets start with a couple of Winstons and a couple cups of coffee! Then we can abuse some muscians. And then play some tunes. How about “Po-Jama-People?”

  5. What is an *orbituary* for the German persuasion people? Is it an *obituary* with a particular *orbit*? Just curious…

  7. ‘Because, and this is a further reason why we are conducting this adventure, we have felt that the “World of Design” has gotten to stiff and reserved. This might be because we are in Stuttgart…’, so their english isn’t too great, but they evidently have a sense of humour.

    Also, an interesting choice of 10 celebrities. Wonder whether they are suzanne vega fans ?

  10. Bob: I have a Hotmail account that gets an ungodly amount of spam – I guess from
    signing up for all those penis enlargement devices and potions. Lately I
    have been getting a lot of mail with titles that look like gibberish, but I
    think are really Turkish.

    UM, knowing you area man of the world and student of all cultures,
    may I impose upon you to translate the following?

    Dünya’nýn En Büyük Yüzen Kütüphanesi Ýstanbul… okuduðum Bu e mail’i
    gönderen hemen çok zengi… Amerika Bu Yýl da Göcmen Alýyor !!!

    UM: Ah the Turks! Once they glom on to you, they never let go.

    Its been a while since I have had the excruciating pleasure of being within
    smelling range of a Turk, but maybe I can help with the message. I think
    this says “Announcing the great nose hair weaving championship of
    Istanbul…apply by email to enter the contest…bring Visa, because we
    don’t take American Express!”

    Bob: To whom it may concern,

    I hereby submit my application for the above contest. You can probably tell
    I am not of Turkish ancestry, but rather a mutt bred of Norwegian and
    Bohemian stock. My ancestors are not known for their nose hair.

    You will be surprised when you look at the enclosed photo just how thick and
    lustrous my nose hair is. This is the result of dipping my nostrils into
    the foamy head of a Guinness each day for the past 32 years! I have not
    even been able to breath through my nostrils for the past ten years.

    My nose hair can whip any Turk, in any contest, any day! Bring on the
    competition. I’ll send your countrymen running to their local barbers to
    remove all signs of their inadequacy!

    JD: Where the hell is the attachment. This one I gots to see

    Bob: I’ve already received a rejection letter! Those fucking Turks can’t face
    the reality of serious competition. They accused me of taking two pictures
    of my asshole and pasting them together!

    I am outraged!

    JD: I am sincerely glad that I had lunch before I had to have a visual of two
    pics of your asshole pasted together.

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