Paranoid: Low
I just freaked myself out taking this personality disorder test because, well, I don’t seem to have any disorder apparently. Paranoid: Low; Schizoid: Low; Antisocial: Low; Borderline: Low; Histrionic: Low; Narcissistic: Low; Obsessive Compulsive: Low; etc… But I want to be one of those interesting bi-polar people mommie! … Yourself?
February 25th, 2003 at 6:08 pm »
Just because I scored “low” on everything too, it doesn’t mean to say that I’m “normal”.
February 25th, 2003 at 6:13 pm »
that’s what i think!
February 25th, 2003 at 6:14 pm »
I mean, you are not normal, ian. You like Zappa!
February 25th, 2003 at 6:20 pm »
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Antisocial: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
(I didn’t know what ‘Histrionic’ meant, so I checked:
“Histrionic
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.”
Whew! Is that all? I was worried…
SOFA
February 26th, 2003 at 10:55 am »
Paranoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Fear me. No, wait, I’ll fear you! Maybe I’ll just fear myself. A better idea: we could make it a mutual fear between us, but only if you don’t stab me in the back.
There are two questions there that just can’t provide an accurate picture: 1. Do you tend to lie a lot? Of course not! Just ask George W. Bush. 2. Do you tend to choose jobs that are below your skill level? This has nothing to do with your personality, rather with what’s available in your area at a particular time in conjunction with the economic situation at large. Sorry, all the gynecologist-in-training positions for fifty thousand per month are taken. Better luck next time.
February 26th, 2003 at 11:06 am »
At last!, SOFA you got your “paranoia test”!
presumably, you scored “low” on that count?
(by the way ah, um, what are you er, wearing today?).
February 26th, 2003 at 2:49 pm »
Yeah; low on paranoia… I guess I have to find a different excuse for the dark water.
I’m wearing the “usual”: jeans and a sweatshirt.
Why?
SOFA
February 27th, 2003 at 9:44 am »
Oh, I just thought you might have been wearing something a little more “provocative”?
February 27th, 2003 at 1:17 pm »
Sorry, bro…
Just the usual crotchless jeans and see-through sweatshirt, I’m afraid…
I only dress provocatively when there’s someone I’m trying to provoke.
SOFA