3 short quizzes

How well do you know your vegetables?, Are you an intellectual? ( I would guess, almost definitely SOFA ) and
How well do you know your beards?. The latter only included because FZ is given as a (very remote) option.
“It’s a thin line between an intellectual and a pretentious bore”
– sounds like an insult from the zappa.com forums (without the misspelling).

7 thoughts on “3 short quizzes”

  1. “If knowing your vegetables were a martial art, you would be a black belt.” Yow! 8 out of 10! I wonder if that’ll get me a date with Laurel Fishman…

  2. As much as i score bad in veggies, I score well in beards. 3/10 veggies right, 5/8 beards right. Is there a link between not knowing yer Jerusalem yam from your Turkish spud; and scoring well in beard related inquiries? Quite interesting…

  3. on the other side, on the intellectual one…”Well done. You are an intellectual who is clearly at ease with big questions and strong coffee. Your know your Sartre from your Schopenhauer. But remember: the line between an intellectual and a pretentious bore is at best thin.” hehehe

  4. Okay: 7 of 10 Veggies, Yes, I’m Intellectual, and 5 of 8 beards…
    That was fun, but…
    Why do I get the feeling that “( I would guess, almost definitely SOFA )” was meant derogatorily?
    Any paranoia quizzes out there, guac?
    SOFA

  5. I’m sorry SOFA, there was no offence intended and I hope there was none taken. I was assuming that because of your comment about the valentines test being “too stupid to take” and your impressive “gifted” IQ score of 153, that you would probably fall into the intellectual category.
    My sincere apologies if the remark was interpreted as being disparaging.

  6. No offense taken, guac, rest assured. That’s why I wondered whether a parania quiz was available…
    Even in personal conversation, I often come off as supremely arrogant, wherein anyone who knows me will attest that I’m only annoyingly arrogant (just ask Barry).
    I dig quizes and I appreciate the ones you dig up – even the beard one (the ONLY name I recognized from all of those beards was Michael Moore, so my score was pure luck).
    Keep it up; you’re doing a great job!
    SOFA

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