“Police appear to have recovered about 500 stolen original Beatles tapes, including some never-released tracks, during raids Friday on members of a piracy racket in Britain and the Netherlands.”
Archive for January, 2003
Unveiled vault
January 11th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Don’t be a cube!
January 11th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Cast an eyeball on this unreal 50’s slang guide! I’m cloud 9 to have found it. Made in the shade!
A Wrist Array
January 9th, 2003 • clonaid
Thanks to the good people at Clonaid, I (or he, or we, if you prefer) am able to entertain you with a couple of worthy links. Don’t expect too much, I just got here (and I must say, those Suzy Quattro tapes are bitchin’!):
- Wanna be a philostopher?
- Some very nice Zappa drawings
- It is never too late to exercise your vaginal muscles!
- By the way, I’m one Obsessive Mulder.
Hmmm…
January 8th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
“Nearly two weeks after a company announced the birth of the first human clone, the claim may never be verified because Clonaid said Tuesday that it was not going to allow independent scientists to conduct DNA tests on the newborn.” Got an ID, at least? Drivers license??
Useful Pocket Manual
January 8th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
*Subtle* sabotage techniques in order to tie down the marxist tiranny.
(acquired in korochi industrias, still an argentine industry! 
Scott Thunes tells his truth
January 7th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
“I’ve heard so many things about the ‘88 Tour that I’m completely confused by it, especially since the only person who was actually there that you can find on line is Kenneally. His site has so many answers, and yet, it creates so many more questions…”
Scott Thunes explains how the ‘88 band was dismantled after a huge tour in Europe. Actually what i mostly liked from his site was his way to tell: “I’m not gay!” after so many years…:-)
Handz up!
January 7th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Ok, Barry, since you’ve been feeling better after that jacuzzi session…
it’s time for thinking on some rehabilitation now: try these finger exercises that will make your fingers stretch very soon (enjoy also the wonderful music!); for a temporary typing tool, you may use the versatile Surprising Arm. Just in case you are tight with money here’s a simple yet fabulous Fake Crafty Hand, ideal to have a big time these cold winter afternoons while making it. Don’t have to thank us. Enjoy! (NP: I wanna Hold Your Hand)
Hey You: Be Patriotic for Once!
January 6th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Kewl morale posters collection to support the cause and keep morals high. Send one to a fellow republican right now!
News from the boss…
January 4th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Barry is expected to be offline next days, kids.
Yesterday evening when driving to a rehearsal with his band, he had a car accident (i’m not kidding, as shocking as it sounds). He sez nothing to worry tho’, he has “a bruised forehead and my right pulse is broken
so they put my right arm in a plaster cast”, in his own words. He could hardly e-mail me cos he sez his type is terribly slow; plus, it’s his *right* arm the one that has to be plaster-castered. So: he is pretty much unable to even untie shoes…
These are the news for now. I’ll keep you posted.
Oh, and Barry, if you are able to see this: take very much care, thoughts are with you; we’ll keep the office clean -or dirty, if you prefer-, until you come back (no i won’t put any Rod Stewart cassette, don’t worry Hope to see you here soon..! Take care!
Essential links
January 3rd, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
…for very busy, elegant executives.
·Be informed about the latest news in science: “Sex Just a Stab in the Dark for Octopus Down Under”. Don’t worry: Most male-to-male copulations ended rapidly in amicable separation” tho’. source: zFilter
·Check out the new urinals from Bathroom-mania! Groovy! (seen in milkandcookies.com)
·Last word in Penis warmers, aaaw…Isn’t it cute?
Now, where have i left my attaché?
Do Not
January 3rd, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
02 Media Follies
January 3rd, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Goodmorning kids! Yes: it’s that time of the day again:“While Iraq’s weapons got the attention, it’s America’s that still could wipe out life on earth”, and other overhyped/underreported stories. Also: a list of words that should be banished for “mis-use, over-use and general uselessness”.
Excellent Bollocks
January 2nd, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
pdw, of Kijk Eens Op De Doos fame:
“Hitler’s personal barber was probably the bravest man in the third Reich ‘cos he obviously was taking the piss.
- ‘Ah, Herr Frisör! Short back ‘n sides as usual please…’
- ‘Allow me to try something different, mein Führer….’
Moments later, Adolf looked like he was trying to snort a hamster while balancing a burnt pancake on his head.”
I tell you:
January 2nd, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
It’s GONNA BE a Happy New Year!
See what the Chrome Dinette has for January: Hot Rats! And a special bonus, FZ/OZ still available since Dec.
Later, and thanks for all the fish, John!
Remus Revisited
January 2nd, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Dr Sharleena, this one’s for you: 1972 Ebony Ads.
I can’t wait ’til my ‘fro is fullgrown…
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
