Suspicions of pedophilia and other charges

Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William “Willy” Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire…(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)

8 Responses to “Suspicions of pedophilia and other charges”

  1. Bob Again says:

    Good Dr.,

    This is beautiful! Thanks so much for the post. Ain’t it amazin’ how life/art imitates art/life? Or is it art/life imitates life/art? That reminds me of my college days. The town had a window washer named Art. Some creative students came up with t-shirts with his picture and the caption, “Art is a window-washer”.

    Thanks again, Bob.

  2. Bob Again (again) says:

    Hey, no pop-ups! Thanks for the warning, though. They are so much easier to tolerate when I brace myself for them!

  3. ian says:

    Well that’s the most intelligible quote from Donald Rumsfeld that I’ve ever come across!
    Thank you Doctor

  4. dmt says:

    “Time is runnin’ out for Willy Wonka!”

  5. George W. says:

    “This looks like a rerun of a bad movie, and I’m not interested in watching it.”

  6. Dr Sharleena says:

    I think it’s life/art imitates art/life. Or maybe is art/life that imitates life/art? Oh well, it’s amazin’ anyway…
    The pop-ups: could they be something personal?? My paranoid, at its peak!!
    PS: George W: now that i see you read this blog: we are trying to convince you, man! Spend that money on other things than bombing people out there! How must we tell??

  7. dmt says:

    Wait, I think I’ve got it….if time = money, then life / art => time / money. Or is it the other way around? Just a sec… if time = money, then time / money = 1. Then life / art => 1. Then life => art. Uhhh… I think this hypothesis needs a little more research.

  8. ian says:

    hey dmt!
    “onnnne aaand onnnne is eelevennnn…….
    two and two is twennnnny twoooo……….”

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