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Archive for December, 2002
Odes To Onanism
December 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Blue Light
December 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Who says we don’t take note of our posting member’s suggestions over at the forums? A new board is born: The Blue Light. Dedicated to nothing but Zappa lyrics discussion. Consider it your own cozy little private Ben Watson Corner. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go get some sleep (and my head hurts, I think I’m coming down with a serious cold, mucus anyone?).
Boot Covers
December 10th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Zappa Boot covers for all your printing needs. Loads of em.
(Thanks Ya Hozna!)
Anal Retentive
December 10th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Finally, a good way to good-bye depression: “I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth.”
(Amazon.com link, don’t forget to check the reviews!)
Desenex
December 10th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A while ago The Big Note posted a thread about “the Desenex Burger” mentioned in Dummy Up. Now ponder the significance of this comment that was made to that thread recently:
“It’s a “gay” term for when a guy getz done by a guy with desenex rubbed all over his schlong.”
I think I’ll just let somebody else investigate this further…
Tomorrow Never Knows
December 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I am a Beatles rookie. For weeks I listened to this tune on Beatles-O-Rama, unable to identify the title. A little Googling did wonders in the end: turns out all that time I was listening to Tomorrow Never Knows. To those whom I’ve bugged with this conundrum on numerous occasions: I shall finally shut up about it!
Louisiana Hooker with Herpes
December 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Former MOI bandmembers post their Top Ten Beatles songs. Via the Idiot Bastard who also points out this interesting Vaulternative article at billboard.com.
Interlude
December 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I have never heard a guitar so persistantly irritating and flatulent as Santana’s in his latest single “The Game of Love”. Why he has to keep noodling away over the vocals from start to finish is beyond me.
So a German, a Brit and a Belgian walk into a bar…
December 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“What are you shaking for? I’m the one she’s going to eat!”
Jokedump.com caters to the easily amused. I’m not one of those people who start to giggle uncontrollably whenever someone stands up and proclaims “So a German, a Brit and a Belgian walk into a bar…” Just try me: post a joke in the comments, and I’ll be honest enough to tell what made me laugh out loud. Quite a challenge.
Fucking, Austria
December 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
It’s poetry. No really.
December 7th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Note to be able to?
a certain correlation between the MyPlay
account of particular interest to endure another instant
of my Bondgirl name.
Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator
Yuck! :-P
December 6th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
You Taste Like Fruit Loops!
Sweet, colorful, and crunchy.
With enough chemicals to kill
A family of four. Sugar coated fangs!
How They Get Here
December 6th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Some of you people need counselling - fast. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms:
- nude pics of William Shatner (thanks, but no thanks)
- how to talk dirty (if you have to ask, will you ever be able to?)
- porn for people under 18 (there is a difference, apparently)
- where can i see free cartoon porn without having to use a credit card or sending a check or calling any numbers? (your typical polite Yahoo searcher)
- zappa well hung (not of particular interest to me)
You might argue that I’m the one in need of counselling here, as all these searches do lead to this page—and you’d probably be right 
War, What Is It Good For
December 5th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Musical Mayhem
December 5th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Non-stop Zappa internet radio at Musical Mayhem until 9pm Eastern Time, and a chatroom to go along with it. I’m listening to Yellow Snow right now!
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
