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Manny de camper vants to buy some vhite

Forums related stuff here on Godwin’s Law at astrian.net.

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My Brother Was A Mother

Simultaneously with a new edition of Nigey Lennon’s Being Frank: My Time With Frank Zappa, a new Zappa related book is coming out this June. It is written by Patrice “Candy” Zappa, Frank’s baby sister, is entitled “My Brother Was … Continue reading

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Any volunteers?

Due to a busy working schedule and other circumstances, I won’t be able to update KUR much this week. So perhaps this is not a bad time to ask: would any of you like to join Dr Sharleena and myself … Continue reading

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Zappa Halloween, Part Deux

As with just about every post mortem Zappa release, some strange things are happening with the latest Zappa’s Halloween DVD-A release. First, and most awkward: there was (and is) no solid release date at zappa.com (you’ll have to excuse me … Continue reading

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639 Year Composition

The first notes in the longest and slowest piece of music in history, designed to go on for 639 years, were played on a German church organ last Wednesday. John Cage: gotta love his slightly passé avant garde-ism…

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Out Of Patience

“Like Mr Bush, I’ve run out of patience, and if that’s a good enough reason for the President, it’s good enough for me.”

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Drumrolls

Got an e-mail from one Kevin Collen:“Your review of Joe’s Garage was good, but I must disagree, and add one thing. The music was the hidden gem of the album. While most were listening to the story line, which you … Continue reading

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Invisible

Invisible? That’s about as invisible as Saddam Hussein dancing the Funky Chicken in front of the United Nations building. Naked. Wearing feathers up his butt.

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Dinah No Humm

Gentlemen: just so you’d know.

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Zappa’s Halloween

Looks like I’m going to have to buy a DVD player after all. Why can’t they have Zappa’s Halloweeen: Live In New York put on plain old CD as well? Looks like a mighty bitchin’ release though. Let the salivating … Continue reading

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Consumer Culture

Ever heard of prosthetic testicles for your canine companion? Nipple lightening cream? Well now you have.

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Tricky

“This site contains tricks that can be dangerous to perform. Proceed with caution.“

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The Air

When you type somethingawful.net in your address bar, you end up at this rather eery place. Check the domain name too. Ominous. Yet nothing compared to this guy: “My name is…Alexander The Poet…and what I do is, I read romantic … Continue reading

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Getting Busted

Via Pat: Remmington Electric Razors. Is that really Linda Ronstadt?

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SNL Transcripts

Saturday Night Live transcripts from 1975 to the present, including Zappa’s October ’78 appearance:“Hiya, hiya, hiya! Thank you — and, remember, I’m reading this off these cards underneath this camera here. [reads off the cue cards] Thank you! It’s an … Continue reading

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