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Introducing the Flat-D or the Flatulence (GAS) Deodorizer.

A tip: try not to get caught watching these 80ies biker magazine ads when your boss storms into the office unexpectedly. Really, trust me on this.

“Your albums the shits…it’s all wrong.

New word to me :- Mondegreens .

“Young Spaniards are spending longer and longer living at home. Most do not leave until their late 20’s and many are still there on their 30th birthdays. Although this means they get their laundry done, their shirts ironed and can … Continue reading →

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. … Continue reading →

Oh sure, rub it in. Yet another thing I’m going to have to live with: “You are 43% Un-telligent, which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%” Oh well, at least I’m not alone in this. Yourself?

Like walking around dressed like a pony (pseudozoophilia)? Hugging trees (dendrophilia)? Getting it on with naked statues (agalmatophilia)? Find the fetish that’s right for you!

One day was not enough, so Boston 10-24-76 (part one) is available again.

“Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album “Poodle Hat” will feature Dweezil Zappa playing guitar on a nine-minute tribute to his father, called “Genius in France.”

Amusing little (dutch) article about how Gail Zappa & the ZFT are running the legacy of FZ’s music. Not very favorable of how Gail goes about business, but: entertaining nonetheless. A (loosely translated) quote: “These days the vaults underneath the … Continue reading →

“I may never fully understand the spiritual aspects of what I experienced, but I will try,” he said. “The source of the power I felt was the thoughts and prayers of many people, most of whom I will never know.” … Continue reading →

“I like the way the simple, almost naive traditional murder ballad has gradually become a vehicle that can happily accommodate the most twisted acts of deranged machismo. Just like Stag Lee himself, there seems to be no limits as to … Continue reading →

“So Barry, where’s that Friday Boot?” — “Well it was eaten by snakes.” “So we can stab ‘n’ shoot ‘n’ spit but you won’t be fixin’ it?” — “Ain’t lyin’, ain’t lazy. It’s coming. Soon.”

“Do you really need to mention on a first date that you’re totally cool with porn ?“.