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“Welcome to my page of ugly shoes.  If you’ve ever wanted to see a bunch of ugly shoes but didn’t have the time to scour the Internet looking for them, then this page is for you!” (the big-ass sandals with … Continue reading →

Back in the day, when the <blink> tag was cool, and “maintaining a weblog” meant opening the newspage in a text editor, adding the news, saving it, uploading it to your webspace, noticing the ubiquitous font tag typo, re-editing the … Continue reading →

Webmasters against racism. Webmasters Against David Hasselhoff coming soon to a browser near you, if I have some time to spare.

Hey, why shouldn’t people with herpes be allowed a date! “Free Genital Herpes Dating Personals ads with pictures for people with Herpes (HSV1 – Cold Sores, HSV2, HPV – genital warts, HIV) and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s).” The “with … Continue reading →

Unhappy White Boy: “I have mulled over creating a website for quite some time until I became thoroughly disgusted at seeing Savekaryn.com. She has created a mess. Now everyone attempts to copycat her.” Including the author himself, apparently.

Modified dogs! Get your modified dogs here! (via geisha asobi)

Now that we’ve all had a good laugh at the expense of the former Iraqi Minister of Information, maybe we can start having a look at those other emperors with “new clothes”. Of course, the Emperor is telling us that … Continue reading →

Hmmm, you think Zappa might’ve been inspired by this ’50s magazine cover, on offer at eBay?

nnggnnn..uh-unnn! ooooof

I have added compilations to the Zappa discography pages. Yes, it was long over due. Shut up already. Next up is the bootleg section…

Fred sent me a couple of scans from an interview Zappa had with BAM Magazine, October ’79 (thanks Fred!). I typed it out (read: don’t shoot me if you find any typo’s), and so here it is for your reading … Continue reading →

Nice Concert, Nice People: Théatre de Verdure, Nice, France – October 7 1984.

Dr. Sharleena is feeling somewhat sick these days – yes, a maliciously stingy flue is getting the better of Our Precious Antarctica Based Embedded Reporter for the time being. I’ll be the first to help out: Sharl, just shake up … Continue reading →

From the makers of the late great Fils de l’Invention: Le Fredunzel Site!

With all my recent moving about of pages you may be interested to know that Gilles’ Friday Boot can from now on be found right here.