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Another stupid test to see just how smart you are: original densa quiz Ok, I scored 4 out of 12; either I’m slow, or drunk…(who’s laughing there?!)

Looking for The Chrome Dinette, but can’t find it? Here’s the new URL.

Weird: Frank Zappa reading from William Burrough’s The Naked Lunch: The Talking Asshole brought to you by The Big Note. (Fill out the form there to get the login/password for the myplay locker.)

Stop the press! Breaking news: You’ve by now probably all been emailed the cute picture of Osama Bin Laden with Evil Bert in the background, right? Finally, this mindnumbing enigma has been cleared: [quote] Azad Products, who manufactures the poster … Continue reading →

zappa.com back online, same as it ever was… This notice on the “What’s New” page: RYKODISC RELEASES the “Mystery Disc” New FZ release.  25 tracks never before on CD! Phooeee…

zappa.com appears to be offline at the moment. Is this Phaze One of the Much Expected Update? The pleasantly warped people of The Big Note have once again updated their collection of MP3’s. Newest additions include live tracks from tribute … Continue reading →

New URL for The Zappa Patio: http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/. Not to be taken lightly, I say… Ye Olde Zappa Patio is however still online, and continues to carry the bulk of the pages.

In further elaboration on the current scatological realm we seem to have entered: Chapter 38: Toilet Training Because knowing when to shit or pee (make stool or urinate) is important!

Syntactically challenged? If you are not a gifted person like barry’s imaginary publisher, who can speak several languages, you may find some help in this Dictionary of Farting. Find the specific word for naming your fart! Like, sort of.

Nos amis des Fils de l’Invention viennent de créer une liste de discussion francophone sur l’oeuvre de Frank Zappa: http://fr.groups.yahoo.com/group/zappa-fdi. Hmmm… I might just join that one…

God Angrily Clarifies “Don’t Kill” Rule: “Look, I don’t know, maybe I haven’t made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again,” said the Lord, His divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the … Continue reading →

News from The Muffin Men: A new album is out called “More Songs From The Campfire” including some extra audio and video material that you can access on PC and Mac. An out-take from the sessions (not included on the … Continue reading →

Just who is the central scrutinizer: They Rule.

Is this a hoax? Apparently it is, but reading the feedback that people gave is very revealing.Some are against it, some are for it, but many or most can IMAGINE it. Check this one out, people…the cyborg manifesto.

Project/Object, the Grandmothers, and other Zappa alumni will perform at Irving Plaza NY on Halloween to raise money and awareness for prostate cancer research.  As most of you know, Frank Zappa died at the young age of 53 due to … Continue reading →