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Some girls have all the luck…Last night, the Jedi Master begged for sex. In his own words: “The Dark Side… would I embrace to get in her pants. Centuries has been… since Yoda last used meatsabre. Yes. Yes.” This kinda … Continue reading →

How rumors start in the office:

Last moment news: thanks to HotPoop and the Pajama Party Connection, some undercover agents have found Osama bin Laden location!!! The agents were undercover with their own anchors & teddy bears pajamas, they had a big time indeed!

Osama “Sammy” Bin Laden’s Intercave Memorandum: Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious. However, while … Continue reading →

and more…Next December 2 there will be in Buenos Aires, Argentina, the annual tribute to Frank, a special event organized by the zealous zappafan Marcelo Gasió. The tribute will include special videos never seen here before and the band Mongo … Continue reading →

On New Years Eve in New York City at the Lion’s Den, Project/Object will be performing with longtime collaborator Ike Willis and Napoleon Murphy Brock. The Don and Bunk show featuring Original Mothers Don Preston and Bunk Gardner will be opening … Continue reading →

Britney Spears, this time on HotPoop’s headlines: she was responsible of a mass male head explosion!! Take care with that tight shirt, girl! Ooops..! she did it again…!

I of course turned out to be syphilis. How about you?

Tired of those bored documentaries about python naps and wet seals? This dauntless photographer has caught wild toilets in their own environment, and lost his life doing it! (don’t look at this if you are impressionable)

Did you know there exists such a thing as Bromidrosiphobia? There is also Epistemophobia (fear of knowledge), Euphobia (fear of good news), and of course: Gallophobia (fear of french culture)!

I’ve stuck the link to the Archives page on top, because it was a little hard to find it at the bottom of this page… and since I was somewhat bored I added a short HotPoop about page for your … Continue reading →

Today’s a historic one for this site. For the first time, someone has ended up here searching Google for “mariah carey breasts”. Another person found HotPoop looking for famous people who died September 20.

Goodman, in Barry’s guestbook: “the site rocks, the trivia kicked my ass a little though, must have been all those drugs my dad did in the 60’s that leaked into my chromosomes that took away my short-term memory, not to … Continue reading →

American Capitalists: how come you didn’t think about this before spending that much money!?! This is an actually effective strike back against taliban!! Check this out!

Here’s a little aid for those people that think Frank Zappa’s lyrics are not funny.