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… and now for something completely silly: test yourself at fontlover.com!

Comment Bob a couple of comments back: “OK, call me slow, but I figured it out. Guarantee sales of $150,000, and ZFT will do the project. My question again, why the fuck don’t they just say that instead of dicking … Continue reading →

In the midst of all the recent pre-ordering madness, I managed to re-install three image-galleries. Among them are pictures from Zappening 2000, taken by SOFA, who also wrote an elaborate yet tasty review of the events right here. (And no, … Continue reading →

Imagine, if you will, YOU are Noah and God has chosen YOU to fill the Ark. What animals would you leave to drown? This guy went through the trouble of of putting his list together. The least you can do … Continue reading →

Everything you wanted to know about the Hendrix Strat but were afraid to ask.

Here’s is one for gourmets & gourmands HotPoop readers: The Single Man’s Guide to TV Dinners. A complete review on those bright, colorful tv dinners. Don’t go to the supermarket without consulting it!

Something for the good Dr. Has anyone ever heard of this girl before?

Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there? No it didn’t. These people are merely plain idiots. Allthough I must say, their thought screen helmet has a certain charm. Oh, and this is not an alien; it’s Michael Jackson!

“No reference books were harmed during this experiment.” Yes, but what about the couch? And it’s a three legged couch, one with different capabilities..! Explore Newtonian physics with the Amazing Flying Couch. Sometimes I feel ashamed to be a cold, … Continue reading →

Hunt the Boeing and test your perceptions! What really happened to the Pentagon on Sept. 11th? Is this another conspiracy theory? But then what happened to that airplane? Pictures of the Boeing crashing the Pentagon are supposedly showed in this … Continue reading →

Ladies & gentlemen: I give you this zappa.com statement: We here at 818-PUMPKIN (Hotline, Barfko-Swill) are pleased to announce the impending release of FRANK ZAPPA – Live In Australia, our first release on the new and exciting Vaulternative Records label. … Continue reading →

Not that anybody would give a proverbial shit, but anyway, I finally found a nifty tuff ‘n bitchin way to process the image galleries. I just spent 3 hours figuring out a script which automates the building of the thumbnail-pages, … Continue reading →

Zappanale 13, Germany, 26-28 July. I really don’t have an excuse not to go. It’s just a couple of hours to drive. But, you know, don’t it ever get lonesome… Don’t it ever get sad when you go out on … Continue reading →

I don’t know squat about Babylon 5, so when I read the first line on

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