Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Arf.

However: the new CC Frank Zappa webring page looks to be an improvement. They’ve brought back Webring Stats, a service that was omitted when Yahoo took over the ring. Nice!

Gotta Love Yahoo. They take over webring.org about a year ago, causing every CCFZ-webring member to have to go through the process of getting a Yahoo ID in order to keep their site listed; and now guess what Yahoo does? … Continue reading →

Here’s one, special for colors geeks & internet gourmets (gour-nets?). nosepilot is an abstract, strange place irrigated with excellent music, and shows the potential of Flash program. Take your time, it lasts more than ten minutes -the space with the … Continue reading →

Interestingly, I scored 4 out of 12 as well. I have to say though, the quiz is terribly prone toward the american way of life, what with such questions as “In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?” … Continue reading →

Another stupid test to see just how smart you are: original densa quiz Ok, I scored 4 out of 12; either I’m slow, or drunk…(who’s laughing there?!)

Looking for The Chrome Dinette, but can’t find it? Here’s the new URL.

Weird: Frank Zappa reading from William Burrough’s The Naked Lunch: The Talking Asshole brought to you by The Big Note. (Fill out the form there to get the login/password for the myplay locker.)

Stop the press! Breaking news: You’ve by now probably all been emailed the cute picture of Osama Bin Laden with Evil Bert in the background, right? Finally, this mindnumbing enigma has been cleared: [quote] Azad Products, who manufactures the poster … Continue reading →

zappa.com back online, same as it ever was… This notice on the “What’s New” page: RYKODISC RELEASES the “Mystery Disc” New FZ release.  25 tracks never before on CD! Phooeee…

zappa.com appears to be offline at the moment. Is this Phaze One of the Much Expected Update? The pleasantly warped people of The Big Note have once again updated their collection of MP3’s. Newest additions include live tracks from tribute … Continue reading →

New URL for The Zappa Patio: http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/. Not to be taken lightly, I say… Ye Olde Zappa Patio is however still online, and continues to carry the bulk of the pages.

In further elaboration on the current scatological realm we seem to have entered: Chapter 38: Toilet Training Because knowing when to shit or pee (make stool or urinate) is important!

Syntactically challenged? If you are not a gifted person like barry’s imaginary publisher, who can speak several languages, you may find some help in this Dictionary of Farting. Find the specific word for naming your fart! Like, sort of.