Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

I dunno why, a friend of mine sent me this link to improve my english :-). The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and … Continue reading →

Make your own corporate-world around you, with “Instant Bureaucracy” (“Instant Bureaucracy”). From now on, all persons (“Persons”) wishing to make a comment (“Comment”) should submit a form (“Form”) in triplicate, no fewer than 72 hours prior to the requested communication … Continue reading →

DubyaGirls. Hot hot hot! And on an entirely different note: Prison Survival Guide. Do not drop the soap whilst you’re reading this…

Just in case… To our cat-owners readers, here is a little story plenty of useful info (I gave my cat an enema!) and, for luck, a happy ending…

Ack. I was cut off the internet all evening yesterday. So I finally got time to burn a couple of CD’s for a pal (yes Dave, those are your CD’s I’m talking about!), and after that I lit a couple … Continue reading →

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya: The Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2001. Just hide the commentary to the left of the page with your hand (keeping your other hand above table where I can see it, thank you), and … Continue reading →

How good are you with bottles? Guess The Beer Label! Next it’s Guess the Titties, but I’ll have to find the appropriate link first. In the mean time, here’s More Fun With Beer: check out The Peterson Bottle Organ – … Continue reading →

Zen and the art of calling any vegetable:bonsaipotato.com give us the clues of bonsai, without the wait.

Once again, the ways of the lord are proving to be utterly mysterious. Someone recently found these pages searching Google for penis improvement passwords.

About time this complete anti-masturbation equipment appeared in the market, helping modern parents to prevent lustful, lascivious, licentious, lewd desires and thoughts. Specially developed by The Central Scrutinizer…

Aaaaww… aren’t they a picture? Maxima Zorreguieta and Prince Alexander of Holland got married today. Never mind Maxima’s daddie used to be a big shot in Argentina’s Videla regime…

Zappa Concert Tales. I’m particularly fond of this Roxy Tale, mainly because I wasn’t there at the time, too busy figuring out how to impress the girls in kindergarten…

Having another look at Bill Lantz’ photos (see earlier entry), it occurred to me that Frank Zappa had his hands printed outside Hollywood Guitar Center, on my 22nd birthday :-)

This is like chinese to me, but maybe this site is useful for those musicians attempting to play Zappa music:a tablature page with Frank’s songs. The home site is also a search engine for musicians with lotsa a links, and … Continue reading →

Les Fils de l’Invention have assembled a couple of rumours (and I do stress: rumours) regarding the supposedly upcoming ZFT release for the end of February. It would consist of live tracks from January 21 to 23 1976, culled from … Continue reading →