Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

The messageboards which are featured here – Hot Plate Heaven and Strictly Critique – have been bugging me for a long time, because they were hosted offsite, by a commercial webservice. This meant: pop-ups, pop-unders, adds all over the place, … Continue reading →

The official web page for lego porn: a special place for plastic people. (Warning: don’t open this link if you are under 18, it contains very explicit images, don’t say I didn’t warn you!!)

Rolling Stone’s 50 All-Time Favorite album covers. Weasels Ripped My Flesh is in there (*cough* update to my earlier writing *cough*), as well as Trout Mask Replica. My personal favorites are Weasels Ripped My Flesh and One Size Fits All. … Continue reading →

Name That Man-Breast!

“Waco, Ruby Ridge and now this,” said Bert Crane, from his cell in the Boise County Jail. “Sure — they killed my girls, but they’ll never kill them all.” The sad story of a man Arrested After Refusal To Erase … Continue reading →

How suitable: I’ve found God, on a sunday. As you may expect, he has such a cool site!

A new address for John Healy’s excellent Chrome Dinette: mywebpages.comcast.net/umrk. The best Zappa Real Audio this side of the hemisphere! (of course, for Zappa MP3’s, I advise you to visit Bald Headed John’s Vault…)

I am ERNIE. Everyone loves to hang out with me. Which Sesame Street Character Are You?

Come here and try to elucidate the Mistery of Britney Spears Breasts, perhaps one of the reasons why The Artist Formerly Known changed his name lately (again and again). Yes, it’s Search Engines time, Ladies & Gentlemen!

A collection of soundbites from the Howard Stern Radio Show. I’ve never heard that show myself (me no americano) but there’s some funny stuff there. Like the BeeGees going: “You’ll never know what it’s like to lose your penis!”.

Abuse-a-tron: a public devICE to abuse and being abused…

Honey, don’t you want a girl like me?

While surfing the net, I’ve found this comment in the always updated, assorted Zappa Patio (btw: thanks!). Not that I’m gonna say something about swedish taste, no, no, no. I can understand something like this going on in the ’80s, … Continue reading →

Know more about yourself: What Your Sleep Positions Say About You. Listen to what your body is saying!

Freaky Sex Factoids: Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date. Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. Jazz fans, … Continue reading →