Month: February 2002

First you get caught in school with your pants down, while someone is giving you a blowjob.
Next the principal writes a note about the event and has your parents sign it.
Then the note gets put on the internet.

Whow. I hadn’t come across this batch of MP3’s at boguspomp.com yet; some featuring Nappy Brock or Ike Willis.

I was surfing the web looking for a BulletinBoard-script, when I tumbled upon this page. Have a look at the logo top left and tell me: do you see what I see?

Looking for the lyrics of Frank Sinatra’s song “I Get a Kick from You” (couldn’t find them, btw) i stumbled with this funny site Am I Right.com dedicated to misheard lyrics. I thought i was the only one with that kinda hearing problems :-)

Somebody needs to give this cat an enema.

Ever wondered what a Desenex ® Burger is?

I dunno why, a friend of mine sent me this link to improve my english :-).
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Check out Washington Post’s Style Invitational, and also her idiot bastard son Dilbert’s newest additions to add to your vocabulary. Back to my studies! :-)

Make your own corporate-world around you, with “Instant Bureaucracy” (“Instant Bureaucracy”). From now on, all persons (“Persons”) wishing to make a comment (“Comment”) should submit a form (“Form”) in triplicate, no fewer than 72 hours prior to the requested communication period. Making this site (“Site”) really important..!

DubyaGirls. Hot hot hot!
And on an entirely different note: Prison Survival Guide.
Do not drop the soap whilst you’re reading this…

Just in case…
To our cat-owners readers, here is a little story plenty of useful info (I gave my cat an enema!) and, for luck, a happy ending…

Ack. I was cut off the internet all evening yesterday. So I finally got time to burn a couple of CD’s for a pal (yes Dave, those are your CD’s I’m talking about!), and after that I lit a couple of candles, got myself a beer, managed to get the MiniDisc-player to play again (it was acting weird before) and listened to a couple of MiniDiscs I’ve received recently. They’re recordings of a FZ-interview/special made by BBC’s Radio One. Cool stuff! He talks about the Mann/Thunes conflict of the 88 tour, the pmrc, the early days, MTV, … I’ll see if I can type some of this stuff out for the site.
Hmmm… haven’t got a link to post, come to think of it – oh well, a gratuitous link to The Big Note will have to do! ;o)

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya: The Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2001.
Just hide the commentary to the left of the page with your hand (keeping your other hand above table where I can see it, thank you), and try to Guess Those Titties!

How good are you with bottles? Guess The Beer Label!
Next it’s Guess the Titties, but I’ll have to find the appropriate link first. In the mean time, here’s More Fun With Beer: check out The Peterson Bottle Organ – soundclips included.

Zen and the art of calling any vegetable:bonsaipotato.com give us the clues of bonsai, without the wait.

Once again, the ways of the lord are proving to be utterly mysterious. Someone recently found these pages searching Google for penis improvement passwords.