Tired of that guy next to you on the airplane who smells bad and takes up all the armspace? Here’s some sound advice for you:
Open your bag quietly. Take out your laptop. Start it. Make sure your annoying neighbor has a clear view on the screen of your laptop. Close your eyes, lift your head up to the heavens, take a very dramatic deep breath and click on this link.
Heh-heh. (via Pietel)