Seven Feet Under The Coffee Table

“I’d rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I’m sure she would appreciate being my coffee table.”

One Response to “Seven Feet Under The Coffee Table”

  1. dmt says:

    That’s just plain creepy. If he’s gonna go to such an effort, then he could get some more elegant garments for her….you know, like Snow White!