An eighty year old butt is not what it used to be. Now you can pep up the ol’ gluteus maximus with some implants. Yow! Science!
Archive for April, 2003
mighty buttocks
April 17th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
CNN: News before it happens
April 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Smoking Gun: “The folks at CNN inadvertently gave the Internet-surfing public a chance to preview how the network’s web site would note the demise of Vice President Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, and a few other prominent figures“. Heheh!
I Hate Music
April 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Talk about negative dialectics: “My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.”
Broken Hearts Etc…
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Aaaw, poor thing:
I have met a twenty-six-year-old male who has many things going for him: absolutely amazing in bed (quite cunnilingually gifted!), intelligent, and possessed of a razor-sharp wit. Of course, the reason I’m writing to you is because he is, to put it delicately, UGLY.
(via NSLog();)
Lightbulb
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but only after asking “Why?”
(”Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?”)
Drummer Jokes Galore!
Perverted Cartoons
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“From what we’ve found,” says Dr. Edwards, “is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge that talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging from its face. Thank Jesus that children are not watching this program standing on their heads, or we’d all be in trouble.”
Acshum Figuh
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A picture of Ike Willis posing with the Ike Willis Action Figure™, created by TBN’er Ya Hozna. Cool!
Vote!
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Cast your vote for the candidate you would most like to see go up for President of the United States in 2004. I myself voted broccoli.
Windows Mijn Voeten
April 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Jaah, die is goed zeg! Wil ik de nieuwe vrtnieuws.net eens bekijken, krijg ik volgende boodschap:
De site is gebouwd voor computers met minstens Windows 98 als besturingssysteem en Internet Explorer 5.5 voor Windows als internetbrowser. Uw computer voldoet niet aan de huidige vereisten om video- en audiofragmenten te kunnen afspelen.
Komt ervan als je al die omhoog gevallen ambtenaren premies geeft voor het “goed met de PeeCee kunnen omgaan”. De Apple gebruiker blijft de Limburger van het internet.
rorriM
April 15th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I’m So Cute!
April 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
6. If you’re an all-boy band, make sure you put a lot of hot chicks in your photo that have nothing to do with your band. It will really add an air of legitimacy to your work. Really.
Get Rhythm
April 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Not too much inspiration today. Must be my bio-rhythm.
Get Your Axe On
April 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I bet Steve Vaï will love every single one of these: The Amusing Bass/Guitars Gallery.
TBN Musibrarium Update
April 12th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
You absolutely HAVE to check TheBigNote’s Musibrarium update. Among other things, it features an ‘illegitimate’ boot from a pair of excellent concerts, featuring an embryonic Roxy Band, as well as a wonderful classical FZ selection of Muffin Men, Ensemble Modern & Ensemble 10:10 recordings. And then of course, there are the Member Contributions…
Chicago
April 11th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
FZ - Auditorium Theatre, Chicago, March 3 ‘88. You know the drill… just put your head back…
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
