Golfball-sized lumps of phlegm
Anyone wanting to visit BarryTowers, located somewhere in Asscrack Belgium, take heed of these words from Fraser upon visiting Luba: It’s not a language, it’s some kind of terrible vocal torture, as if people are trying to swallow their own heads while simultaneously attempting to cough up golfball-sized lumps of phlegm. Quite an accurate description, if you ask me.
February 27th, 2003 at 1:13 pm »
I suspect that if Fraser is from London then his accent is none too cute either.
Ah yes, the wonderful Dutch double entendre of the little boy who stuffed his finger in a dyke and saved the country.
( I always thought his name was Bobby and the dykes name was Freddie but there you go).
February 27th, 2003 at 1:34 pm »
All the Dutch I’ve ever needed I learned from my Grandmother: “Wat die geur is? Skeet en de broek?”(I may not have spelled that correctly)SOFA
February 27th, 2003 at 8:37 pm »
And i was told that flemish (belgian dutch) is much softer than dutch dutch – though they are written the same.
Aaaargghh – le langue de étrangers, ik heb hoofdpijn !!!
February 27th, 2003 at 9:21 pm »
…merd, c’est le langue d’étranger, je pense. Ik heb trek in een kopje thee.
February 27th, 2003 at 11:22 pm »
…et un autre faux pas, c’est la langue. Aaaargghh encore.
March 2nd, 2003 at 3:34 pm »
Ich fühle mich ein wenig ausgeschlossen, und darum schreibe ich ein wenig deutsch. Ich bin der Himmel…ich bin das Wasser…ich bin deinen geheimen Schmutz…