Clear The Air, Not The Room™
About GasBGon: Truth is, everyone has flatulence and passes gas an average of 14 times a day. Granted, some people are more frequent and odiferous than others. Research indicates that the GasBGon cushion actually absorbs more than 90% of the odor emitted for most end users. This is the result of a carbon filter that has the equivalent surface area of a football field.
January 20th, 2003 at 1:48 pm »
why a cushion?
would it not have been smarter to make pants outta the stuff?
January 22nd, 2003 at 11:05 am »
Good point, Ian! What happens when the filter needs changing? “Hey, Marge, it’s your turn to change the fart filter.” “Hell no, you ate chili yesterday!”