Clear The Air, Not The Room™

About GasBGon: Truth is, everyone has flatulence and passes gas an average of 14 times a day. Granted, some people are more frequent and odiferous than others. Research indicates that the GasBGon cushion actually absorbs more than 90% of the odor emitted for most end users. This is the result of a carbon filter that has the equivalent surface area of a football field.

2 Responses to “Clear The Air, Not The Room™”

  1. ian says:

    why a cushion?
    would it not have been smarter to make pants outta the stuff?

  2. dmt says:

    Good point, Ian! What happens when the filter needs changing? “Hey, Marge, it’s your turn to change the fart filter.” “Hell no, you ate chili yesterday!”

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