Month: March 2002

Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there? No it didn’t. These people are merely plain idiots. Allthough I must say, their thought screen helmet has a certain charm. Oh, and this is not an alien; it’s Michael Jackson!

“No reference books were harmed during this experiment.” Yes, but what about the couch? And it’s a three legged couch, one with different capabilities..! Explore Newtonian physics with the Amazing Flying Couch.
Sometimes I feel ashamed to be a cold, unconcerned science woman…We have to stop doing this horrible experiments!!

Hunt the Boeing and test your perceptions! What really happened to the Pentagon on Sept. 11th? Is this another conspiracy theory? But then what happened to that airplane?
Pictures of the Boeing crashing the Pentagon are supposedly showed in this site.
Can you see something there?

Ladies & gentlemen: I give you this zappa.com statement:
We here at 818-PUMPKIN (Hotline, Barfko-Swill) are pleased to announce the impending release of FRANK ZAPPA – Live In Australia, our first release on the new and exciting Vaulternative Records label. Yes, this is a double CD set containing 140+ minutes of live concert performance and a special treat of peripherally-related exoticism… We will accept orders starting Monday, 11 March 2002. Music is the Best…
I bet you Gail has been reading HotPoop…

Not that anybody would give a proverbial shit, but anyway, I finally found a nifty tuff ‘n bitchin way to process the image galleries. I just spent 3 hours figuring out a script which automates the building of the thumbnail-pages, and the links of each thumbnail to the big pictures. The first gallery is back up: Zappa Concert Posters. Sweet!
On a down note: someone asked for the previous poll’s results to be posted here. Well, I have news on that. This poll was hosted by bravenet.com. And bravenet.com has been hacked recently. Ergo: I can’t get to my own fucking poll results anymore… If, and when I can, I’ll post those results here…

Zappanale 13, Germany, 26-28 July. I really don’t have an excuse not to go. It’s just a couple of hours to drive. But, you know, don’t it ever get lonesome… Don’t it ever get sad when you go out on the road? (Oh, there was one time in Paris… when I thought I had the clap for sure!)

I don’t know squat about Babylon 5, so when I read the first line on this page I almost busted a gut laughing

Get yer enr on

Ask yourself this… what would Betty do?

Whoa, check this! My site gets the number one spot in Google when you search for “Kill Ugly Radio”. That’s not bad if I say so myself, considering there’s about 87,300 pages with those words in them!

Aaah…Voters breathe relieved: the new shadow government will be made up of genetic supermen…Republicans in gov guaranteed for the next 15 generations! Great deal!

I’ve always wondered what the majority of Zappa-fans thought, was the decade in which Zappa was at his artistic best. For me, it’s the Seventies; with albums like Roxy and OSFA, ZINY and Läther. For you, it might be the early days, or the synclavier-stuff… If you want to have your say, I’ve just set up a little poll right here, asking you which Zappa-decade you prefer. You’re excluded for a period of one hour after you’ve casted a vote. This poll will be taking votes for – oh, probably a year or so. We should be getting some interesting statistics… Don’t forget to vote!

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An excellent source for hot Zappa gossip is and has always been UK based Idiot Bastard.
Latest poop I found there: On 23rd April, Rykodisc will release Threesome No. 1 and Threesome No. 2 – two collections of three essential FZ releases: No. 1 includes Freak Out!, Absolutely Free, and We’re Only In It For The Money; No.2 includes Hot Rats, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo. Both come in slipcases designed by Cal Schenkel. Visit the site for even more info!

Try this Multimedia Sex Quiz, and see if you’d have to start following this program soon…