First you get caught in school with your pants down, while someone is giving you a blowjob.
Next the principal writes a note about the event and has your parents sign it.
Then the note gets put on the internet.
Archive for February, 2002
First you get caught
February 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Whow. I hadn’t come
February 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Whow. I hadn’t come across this batch of MP3’s at boguspomp.com yet; some featuring Nappy Brock or Ike Willis.
I was surfing the
February 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I was surfing the web looking for a BulletinBoard-script, when I tumbled upon this page. Have a look at the logo top left and tell me: do you see what I see?
Looking for the lyrics
February 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Looking for the lyrics of Frank Sinatra’s song “I Get a Kick from You” (couldn’t find them, btw) i stumbled with this funny site Am I Right.com dedicated to misheard lyrics. I thought i was the only one with that kinda hearing problems 
Somebody needs to give
February 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ever wondered what a
February 10th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ever wondered what a Desenex ® Burger is?
I dunno why, a
February 9th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I dunno why, a friend of mine sent me this link to improve my english :-).
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Check out Washington Post’s Style Invitational, and also her idiot bastard son Dilbert’s newest additions to add to your vocabulary. Back to my studies!
Make your own corporate-world
February 8th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Make your own corporate-world around you, with “Instant Bureaucracy” (”Instant Bureaucracy”). From now on, all persons (”Persons”) wishing to make a comment (”Comment”) should submit a form (”Form”) in triplicate, no fewer than 72 hours prior to the requested communication period. Making this site (”Site”) really important..!
DubyaGirls. Hot hot hot!
February 8th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
DubyaGirls. Hot hot hot!
And on an entirely different note: Prison Survival Guide.
Do not drop the soap whilst you’re reading this…
Just in case… To
February 7th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Just in case…
To our cat-owners readers, here is a little story plenty of useful info (I gave my cat an enema!) and, for luck, a happy ending…
Ack. I was cut
February 7th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ack. I was cut off the internet all evening yesterday. So I finally got time to burn a couple of CD’s for a pal (yes Dave, those are your CD’s I’m talking about!), and after that I lit a couple of candles, got myself a beer, managed to get the MiniDisc-player to play again (it was acting weird before) and listened to a couple of MiniDiscs I’ve received recently. They’re recordings of a FZ-interview/special made by BBC’s Radio One. Cool stuff! He talks about the Mann/Thunes conflict of the 88 tour, the pmrc, the early days, MTV, … I’ll see if I can type some of this stuff out for the site.
Hmmm… haven’t got a link to post, come to think of it - oh well, a gratuitous link to The Big Note will have to do! ;o)
Don’t say I didn’t
February 6th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya: The Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2001.
Just hide the commentary to the left of the page with your hand (keeping your other hand above table where I can see it, thank you), and try to Guess Those Titties!
How good are you
February 6th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
How good are you with bottles? Guess The Beer Label!
Next it’s Guess the Titties, but I’ll have to find the appropriate link first. In the mean time, here’s More Fun With Beer: check out The Peterson Bottle Organ - soundclips included.
Zen and the art
February 5th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Zen and the art of calling any vegetable:bonsaipotato.com give us the clues of bonsai, without the wait.
Once again, the ways
February 4th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Once again, the ways of the lord are proving to be utterly mysterious. Someone recently found these pages searching Google for penis improvement passwords.
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
