Month: December 2001

One for the ladies:an essay on the old question:Spit or swallow?, or maybe: to spit or not to spit? That is the question, girls.

Find here details on how The Enchilada Bowel Movement in C minor was composed. No, I’m not sure if he was taking out his clothes while doing it…:-)

Are you sure?

No news today. Nobody here for now.

A new, amazing device has been developed: this aluminum foil deflector beanie will help you to combat Mind Control of every kind. Very useful in these days, it is also cool to wear one (Barry, I’ve been telling you for months: that tin foil helmet you use is totally out! Get one of these!! :-)

This one for those of you who are working on Saturday -not my case today for luck! Try and see if this hot site with hardcore action can pass your firewalls. About time you’d had to censor HotPoop, Barry! :-)

Today’s Link Of The Day comes to us from PhatElvis, who posted “Son Of Hear Ye Posters” at Strictly Critique yesterday. This fine gentleman made this site his homepage at work, and peruses it on a daily basis! Thanks PhatElvis! It’s people like you that make my day! :o)

You too can make art with your poop!! Take a look at this turds twister. The Spaghetti one is the best!

I’ll bet you hadn’t heard of the Cloaca Machine yet. It was constructed by Wim Delvoye, a guy in my neighbourhood I knew when I was a kid. It basically works like this: you feed it with whatever food suits your fancy, the food gets processed through some sort of artificial digestive system, and at the end of the device, out comes: poop! The museum visitor gets to purchase a poop for about one euro per poop.
Beats having a light go on and off and claiming it to be art, if you ask me…

Well, I have to tell you: since I posted something about Mariah Carey’s breasts, our stats have been shooting through the roof. There is apparently a profound need for some people to find out what they look like.
So, in another attempt to skyrocket our stats, I’m now going to type: “Madonna nude getting it on with Kylie Minogue wearing nothing but a couple of white socks, whilst Brad Pitt is watching this in his underwear all the while sniffing at Jennifer Aniston’s G-string”. Yes, we need to lure those ignorant websurfers into the trail of wisdom…

While I was looking for dental floss traces on the net, this interesting site about Montana showed up…
It is not pretty much updated but as they say:
“Whats New in Montana:
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ho,Ha, Ha,Ho, Ho,Ha, Ho,He, Ho,Hee, Hee…”

Latest news from the IRA! Come join, and help their cause!
You can also take this quiz and realise how much cruel you can get without knowing it…(ok, I did two of six, you cruel human being)

Recently, on Hot Plate Heaven
Bill sez: #### you
Frankie’s response: right here.
Hehehe…

You’ve had Flakes. How about some Scrotes?

You see: the copymachine woman was right!
Avoid any injury following this advice to have safer Christmas at work.