Stop the press! Breaking

Stop the press! Breaking news:
You’ve by now probably all been emailed the cute picture of Osama Bin Laden with Evil Bert in the background, right?
Finally, this mindnumbing enigma has been cleared:
[quote] Azad Products, who manufactures the poster was not aware of the appearance of Bert in one of the collaged images that make up the poster. “We got the images through e-mails and off the internet. We did not give the pictures a second look or realize what they signified until you pointed it to us,” Mostafa Kamal, production manager, told The Associated Press. [/quote]

Why do I feel like this might have been coming straight out of a FZ lyric? Come back Frank, these times desperately need you…

zappa.com appears to be

zappa.com appears to be offline at the moment. Is this Phaze One of the Much Expected Update?
The pleasantly warped people of The Big Note have once again updated their collection of MP3’s. Newest additions include live tracks from tribute groups such as the Zappatistas, The Muffin Men and Ed Palermo.

That’s about all the poop I have for now… no, wait! Here’s The Scoop On Poop!