Stop the press! Breaking

Stop the press! Breaking news:
You’ve by now probably all been emailed the cute picture of Osama Bin Laden with Evil Bert in the background, right?
Finally, this mindnumbing enigma has been cleared:
[quote] Azad Products, who manufactures the poster was not aware of the appearance of Bert in one of the collaged images that make up the poster. “We got the images through e-mails and off the internet. We did not give the pictures a second look or realize what they signified until you pointed it to us,” Mostafa Kamal, production manager, told The Associated Press. [/quote]

Why do I feel like this might have been coming straight out of a FZ lyric? Come back Frank, these times desperately need you…