Archive for April, 2002

Erh, shalom, ahem

Do we have some Hebrew knowledgeable members amongst our readers? If so, could they please tell me what’s on this page? Our site keeps getting hits from it for some bizarre reason.

Guestbook Of The Short Forest

Here’s what happens when you open up a new guestbook, and forget all about the old one: my old Barry Guestbook is slowly but steadily becoming spam infested. Sad really…

Obscure Store

I’ve had my share of giggles tonight reading up on The Obscure Store and Reading Room. Some gems: Man angered by haircut convicted, Male stripper fondled disabled women on stage and School honors 507 teens for being really good.

What’s better?

What’s better?

Listen to the Master’s voice!

Talking with Zappa: From the 4FM vault, cool MP3 with words spoken by FZ and about FZ. (via The Big Note; thanks YH!)

Weird Science

“Are you an “Electric Human” in the Seattle area? Do you get doorknob sparks even in the summer? Zap your loved ones? Kill all computers, wristwatches and light-dimmers? If so, might you be interested in playing with different ways to stop your static charges problem? I have some ideas for cures, but no victims on which to experiment!”

Got a Mac? You must be a Darwinist Commie!

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read the stuff on The Evolution Propaganda page. Some quotes:
– “The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! While they currently don’t advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an “Open Source” license, which is just another name for Communism”
– “Shows like Pokemon, which features animals “evolving” into new forms, and movies like Jurassic Park provide a continuous cultural fog of Evolutionism that is impossible for innocent children to escape from.”
Well gag me with a spoon.

Modern Medicine Miracles

I’m pleased to announce that, after a long time, Mr Lee have become pregnant!Aaah…Shall it be a boy or a girl? You can follow all the process, vital signs and pregnancy diary in his site. Isn’t it tender..??

Shitty Politics

“Banks have been ordered to remain shut until Friday, when Congress is due to have completed its debate of the proposed legal changes.
The bank closures were ordered to prevent panic withdrawals by account holders who, rightly, feared that high-level talks to restart aid payments to Argentina would fail.”

Don’t let this ever happen in your place.

The Fleshy Winnebago

Here at HotPoop headquarters we like to see things organized. That’s why we really appreciated Woody’s World Of Penis Euphemisms. From Acorn Andy to the Zipper Ripper. Hey, it’s all for the sake of anthropology!

I Will Survive

You wouldn’t think Gloria Gaynor’s song “I Will Survive” has anything to do with british roadsigns, would you? Wrong.
[via wannabegirl]

Threesome more

Rykodisc now has more info on the Zappa Threesome releases.


Bush Asks Limits on Plant Emissions. Uh-huh. Nevermind Kyoto, GDubya, and hey, those oil-fields in Alaska sure looked tempting didn’t they?
In France: LePen whips Jospin’s ass. Jean-Marie LePen, extreme right-wing asshole grand cru has beaten socialist candidate Jospin in the presidential election’s first round. Quick reminder: LePen is the guy who stated that “the gas chambers were nothing but a tiny detail in WWII”, and “of course I believe in the inequality of the races, history proves me right”. Two candidates are left for the second round: LePen, and Chirac (who’s an equally pompous ass, but the lesser evil of both).
Only in France? Nope. Now Holland also has its very own extreme right propagator by the name of Pim Fortuyn.
Yuk. Yuk. Yuk. I think I need a shower now.

Kill Ugly Radio

Kill Ugly Radio by calling your local radio station and requesting Zappa!

Psycho Ex

Psycho Ex Girlfriend offers advice on how to deal with that cute girl you broke up with and who is now making your life a living hell! Check the messageboards for some highly entertaining posts.