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Funniest/Ugliest/Most Stupid/Most Profound Album Title
« on: January 29, 2003, 11:37:58 PM »

FZ didn't have a corner on this market.  Share your favorites!
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2003, 11:42:47 PM »

OK, I'll start....

Top of my list:  

Don't Crush That Dwarf - Hand Me the Pliers (Firesign Theater)

Roll 'Em, Smoke 'Em, Put Another Line Out (Patto) **

...and one that cracks me up, every time:
Hairway to Steven (Butthole Surfers)


** -- another topic buried here sometime: most amazing unknown musicians -- in this case, the late, utterly brilliant Olly Halsall....
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2003, 09:19:24 AM »

Well, Slap, I must say this is not as easy as it seems...

Hairway to Steven (Butthole Surfers)

You beat me to that one!  Interesting record.  I like the cover, too.

If we're just sticking to album titles, there's only a couple that come to mind:

STUPID ALBUM TITLES:

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog Flavored Water
(The band name is pretty silly, too)

Shakira -  Laundry Service
(It just sounds like the producer's not interested in the music.  Okay, that's nothing new.)



I've just got to mention these...
STUPID BAND NAMES:

Squirrel Nut Zippers  (huh?)

Band Ohne Namen (translated: band without a name.  Sorry, but such a lack of creativity ought to be punished.  Harshly. Very harshly.)

and this...
STUPIDEST SONG TITLE:

"Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life"
(Need I say more?)

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Re:Funniest/Ugliest/Most Stupid/Most Profound Album Title
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2003, 05:13:07 PM »

The best band name is Dumpy's Rusty Nuts. They started their 20th anneverary tour 2 years ago and plan to continue until their 25th.

I like the album title "Jesus Built My Hotrod" (or was that just the song)
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2003, 10:58:01 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2003, 01:00:01 AM »

Back in 1983 - during the MX missile craze - I was in a band called The Eggplant Society. That year we did a Christmas album called "Merry MX." It featured a medley of missile-related Christmas songs, such as "We Wish You a Merry MX," "Silo Night," and a half-French/half-English version of "The Little Drummer Boy:"

"c'est soire ze bombs fell, boom boom-boom, boom boom."

I'd say it qualifies as funny, ugly, stupid and profound.....
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2003, 01:09:14 PM »

There was a local soul tribute band round our way a while ago who had there own CD caleed "Your money, Our Soul". Probably only works if yer English !!
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2003, 03:58:50 PM »

In the UK we have had since the early 80's Now That's What I Call Music  which is full of inane pop drivel. Ugly or Stupid Catergory? You fig'it out.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2003, 04:06:19 PM »

No Means No 0+2=1 for most profound. No Means No are a most profound band.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2003, 04:09:45 PM »

Mudhoney's SuperFuzzBigMuff for the stupidest catergory (in the nicest possible sense). I have always loved this title and album too.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2003, 04:14:29 PM »

The most appropiate album title has gotta be Lumpy Gravy.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2003, 04:29:20 PM »

And the funniest (for me) is Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2003, 05:57:09 PM »

I don't know if it is funny, ugly or stupid but we had a compilation series of albums advertised on TV (a sure sign of quality) called "The Guitars that Destroyed the World"  I don't know who was on it, but you could guess.  I'm sure Hendrix was on there.  I only hope FZ was. Roll Eyes

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Re:Funniest/Ugliest/Most Stupid/Most Profound Album Title
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2003, 01:44:19 AM »

Electric Landlady by Kirsty MacColl (a clever twist on the Hendrix title)
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2003, 12:36:38 PM »

"Songs The Lord Taught Us"-The Cramps

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