{"id":954,"date":"2003-01-29T13:32:45","date_gmt":"2003-01-29T20:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/01\/29\/suspicions-of-pedophilia-and-other-charges"},"modified":"2003-01-29T13:32:45","modified_gmt":"2003-01-29T20:32:45","slug":"suspicions-of-pedophilia-and-other-charges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/01\/29\/suspicions-of-pedophilia-and-other-charges","title":{"rendered":"Suspicions of pedophilia and other charges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3903\/un_orders_wonka.html\" target=\"_blank\">William &#8220;Willy&#8221; Wonka<\/a> to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday.<\/i> At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire&#8230;(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William &#8220;Willy&#8221; Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire&#8230;(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}