{"id":854,"date":"2002-12-06T11:56:29","date_gmt":"2002-12-06T18:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/12\/06\/how-they-get-here"},"modified":"2002-12-06T11:56:29","modified_gmt":"2002-12-06T18:56:29","slug":"how-they-get-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/12\/06\/how-they-get-here","title":{"rendered":"How They Get Here"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some of you people need counselling – fast<\/i>. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms:
\n– nude pics of William Shatner<\/a> (thanks, but no thanks)
\n– how to talk dirty<\/a> (if you have to ask, will you ever be able to?)
\n– porn for people under 18<\/a> (there is<\/i> a difference, apparently)
\n– where can i see free cartoon porn without having to use a credit card or sending a check or calling any numbers?<\/a> (your typical polite Yahoo searcher)
\n– zappa well hung<\/a> (not of particular interest to me)
You might argue that I’m the one in need of counselling here, as all these searches do lead to this page\u2014and you’d probably be right :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some of you people need counselling – fast. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms: – nude pics of William Shatner … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}