{"id":831,"date":"2002-11-26T13:35:14","date_gmt":"2002-11-26T20:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/11\/26\/lifes-unanswered-questions"},"modified":"2002-11-26T13:35:14","modified_gmt":"2002-11-26T20:35:14","slug":"lifes-unanswered-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/11\/26\/lifes-unanswered-questions","title":{"rendered":"Life&#8217;s Unanswered Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s some:<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?<br \/>\n&#8211; If you don&#8217;t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?<br \/>\n&#8211; What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?<br \/>\n&#8211; When lightning strikes the ocean why don&#8217;t all the fish die?<br \/>\nGot some unanswered life questions yourself? (Don&#8217;t ask: <i>why does it hurt when I pee?<\/i> You know damn well why.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some: &#8211; What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics? &#8211; If you don&#8217;t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? &#8211; What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/11\/26\/lifes-unanswered-questions\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}