{"id":722,"date":"2002-10-09T09:55:29","date_gmt":"2002-10-09T16:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/10\/09\/woof-woof"},"modified":"2002-10-09T09:55:29","modified_gmt":"2002-10-09T16:55:29","slug":"woof-woof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/10\/09\/woof-woof","title":{"rendered":"Woof. Woof."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:<br \/>\n\u201cWoof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.\u201d<br \/>\nThe clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: \u201cThere are only nine words here. You could send another \u2018Woof\u2019 for the same price.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut,\u201d the dog replied, \u201cthat would make no sense at all.\u201d<br \/>\nThis is apparently the kind of joke us Belgians find the most humorous, according to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughlab.co.uk\/leagueTable.html\" target=\"_blank\">this LaughLab survey<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: \u201cWoof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.\u201d The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: \u201cThere are only nine words here. You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/10\/09\/woof-woof\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}