{"id":612,"date":"2002-08-20T00:47:40","date_gmt":"2002-08-20T07:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/08\/20\/weird-scenery"},"modified":"2002-08-20T00:47:40","modified_gmt":"2002-08-20T07:47:40","slug":"weird-scenery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/08\/20\/weird-scenery","title":{"rendered":"Weird Scenery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scenery? At the bar just a couple of hundreds of meters away from where I live, right now, Dolly Parton is singing &#8220;Workin&#8217; nine to five&#8221;. I&#8217;m looking outside the window and there&#8217;s a storm right above us. <i>Workin&#8217; nine to five<\/i> thunder and lightning <i>what a way to make a livin&#8217;<\/i> more thunder and lightning. A couple of kids take their bikes and speed off homeward. Cops drive by. The music tones down immediately, and right after the cops are gone, it tones up again. Oh listen, they&#8217;re playing &#8220;The Final Countdown&#8221; now!  Weird scenery&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scenery? At the bar just a couple of hundreds of meters away from where I live, right now, Dolly Parton is singing &#8220;Workin&#8217; nine to five&#8221;. I&#8217;m looking outside the window and there&#8217;s a storm right above us. Workin&#8217; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/08\/20\/weird-scenery\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}