{"id":3662,"date":"2007-09-16T16:04:17","date_gmt":"2007-09-16T14:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/09\/16\/my-real-age"},"modified":"2007-09-16T19:11:39","modified_gmt":"2007-09-16T17:11:39","slug":"my-real-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/09\/16\/my-real-age","title":{"rendered":"My Real Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though I am about to turn 36, my <em>real age<\/em> is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poodwaddle.com\/realage.swf\">apparently 34.5<\/a>, and I am calculated to die at the ripe old age of 75.5. That means I can expect to live approximately another 14400 more days. Woohoo! Plenty of time to complete that novel I&#8217;ve been hatching: <em>Online Tests &#8212; Who Gives a Flying Fuck Anyway<\/em>. Should be a bestseller. If I get to finish it in time.<\/p>\n<p><small>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynical-c.com\/?p=8517\">via cynical-c<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though I am about to turn 36, my real age is apparently 34.5, and I am calculated to die at the ripe old age of 75.5. That means I can expect to live approximately another 14400 more days. Woohoo! Plenty &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/09\/16\/my-real-age\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randamonium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}