{"id":356,"date":"2002-04-12T11:38:20","date_gmt":"2002-04-12T18:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/04\/12\/i-will-not-xerox-my-butt"},"modified":"2002-04-12T11:38:20","modified_gmt":"2002-04-12T18:38:20","slug":"i-will-not-xerox-my-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/04\/12\/i-will-not-xerox-my-butt","title":{"rendered":"I will not Xerox my butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will not Xerox my butt<br \/>\nI will not belch the National Anthem<br \/>\nI will never win an Emmy<br \/>\nI am not delightfully saucy<br \/>\nI will not plant sublimin<font color=\"green\">al<\/font> messa<font color=\"green\">gore<\/font>s<\/p>\n<p>\nYou have to hand it to Bart, he&#8217;s come up with some interesting chalkboard-writing. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snpp.com\/guides\/chalkboard.openings.html\" title=\"Bart Simpson's Entire ChalkBoard Oeuvre\">a complete list<\/a> of all writings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will not Xerox my butt I will not belch the National Anthem I will never win an Emmy I am not delightfully saucy I will not plant subliminal messagores You have to hand it to Bart, he&#8217;s come up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2002\/04\/12\/i-will-not-xerox-my-butt\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}