{"id":3467,"date":"2007-04-03T18:37:06","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T16:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/04\/03\/the-voice-of-cheese-jonny-butter"},"modified":"2007-04-03T18:37:06","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T16:37:06","slug":"the-voice-of-cheese-jonny-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/04\/03\/the-voice-of-cheese-jonny-butter","title":{"rendered":"The Voice Of Cheese: Jonny Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/01\/27\/announcing-the-voice-of-cheese\">VOC<\/a> #10, and joining its ranks today is KUR regular <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/jonnybuttersmoviesforyourears\">Jonny Butter<\/a>. His short yet totally sweet contribution is entitled <em>&#8220;Commercial For Nothing&#8221;<\/em>. Jonny says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nHere&#8217;s the story: The Consumer steps into the gigantic shopping mall. S\/he is immediately beset with enticements all around &#8211; flashing lights and colors, shiny goods: look at me; no, look at ME! A sea of exciting products lunging out for his\/her attention. Our Consumer feels a somewhat vertiginous, woozy thrill. Eventually, the moment of Peak Experience comes: buying something. The pulse quickens; hands get clammy; eyeballs throb. Finally, the frenzy peaks and the purchase is consumated, whereupon Our Consumer finds themselves back in the parking lot, alone, and feeling strangely empty. There&#8217;s only one thing to do&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Have a listen:<\/p>\n[audio:010_Commercial_For_Nothing_Jonny_Butter.mp3]\n<p>Like it? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/voice\/010_Commercial_For_Nothing_Jonny_Butter.mp3\">Download<\/a> it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is time for VOC #10, and joining its ranks today is KUR regular Jonny Butter. His short yet totally sweet contribution is entitled &#8220;Commercial For Nothing&#8221;. Jonny says: Here&#8217;s the story: The Consumer steps into the gigantic shopping mall. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/04\/03\/the-voice-of-cheese-jonny-butter\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-the-voice-of-cheese"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}