{"id":3398,"date":"2007-02-14T11:21:09","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T10:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/02\/14\/airtravel-tip"},"modified":"2007-02-14T11:21:09","modified_gmt":"2007-02-14T10:21:09","slug":"airtravel-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/02\/14\/airtravel-tip","title":{"rendered":"Airtravel Tip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of that guy next to you on the airplane who smells bad and takes up all the armspace? Here&#8217;s some sound advice for you:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Open your bag quietly. Take out your laptop. Start it. Make sure your annoying neighbor has a clear view on the screen of your laptop. Close your eyes, lift your head up to the heavens, take a very dramatic deep breath and click on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf\">this link<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh-heh. <small>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pietel.be\/archives\/2374\">via Pietel<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of that guy next to you on the airplane who smells bad and takes up all the armspace? Here&#8217;s some sound advice for you: Open your bag quietly. Take out your laptop. Start it. Make sure your annoying neighbor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2007\/02\/14\/airtravel-tip\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}