{"id":3303,"date":"2006-12-11T12:18:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T11:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/11\/lip-spasms"},"modified":"2006-12-11T12:18:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T11:18:55","slug":"lip-spasms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/11\/lip-spasms","title":{"rendered":"Lip Spasms"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>You have to relate to the nightmare of ending your cadenza with nothing but air and an uncontrolled lip spasm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny bunch of trumpet bloopers over at, um, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.billandellie.com\/sounds\/TrumpetBloopers.htm\">The Hilarious Trumpet Blooper (and Other Funny Things) Page<\/a> &#8212; includes mp3 samples! (<small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fpmrecords.com\/vark\/index.php\/2006\/12\/09\/fun-musical-pain\/\">via<\/a><\/small>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to relate to the nightmare of ending your cadenza with nothing but air and an uncontrolled lip spasm. Funny bunch of trumpet bloopers over at, um, The Hilarious Trumpet Blooper (and Other Funny Things) Page &#8212; includes mp3 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/11\/lip-spasms\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}