{"id":3295,"date":"2006-12-07T09:07:56","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T08:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/07\/nerf-football"},"modified":"2006-12-07T09:07:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T08:07:56","slug":"nerf-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/07\/nerf-football","title":{"rendered":"Nerf Football"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Can I tell you my favourite Frank Zappa story?<\/p>\n<p>He was playing this theme park north of Toronto, Canada&#8217;s Wonderland. I forget who opened for him, no doubt another rectal thermometer&#8230;<br \/>\nThey were abused.<\/p>\n<p>So he comes out with his band to cheers, and they proceed to play Nerf football on stage for over half an hour. Everybody starts booing, people getting really upset, and all these people started to leave&#8211;about half the audience. Frank stops, looks around, goes up to the mic, and says, &#8216;Now that all the assholes have left, let&#8217;s rock and roll.&#8217; And apparently he played the best show Toronto had ever seen him play.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/radiofreecanuckistan.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/tom-waits.html\">A conversation with Tom Waits<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can I tell you my favourite Frank Zappa story? He was playing this theme park north of Toronto, Canada&#8217;s Wonderland. I forget who opened for him, no doubt another rectal thermometer&#8230; They were abused. So he comes out with his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/12\/07\/nerf-football\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-music","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}