{"id":3155,"date":"2006-09-05T20:31:16","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T18:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/?p=3155"},"modified":"2006-09-05T20:39:43","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T18:39:43","slug":"spot-the-jewels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/09\/05\/spot-the-jewels","title":{"rendered":"Spot the Jewels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you see any in this picture?<\/p>\n<p><img style='padding:2px; border:1px solid #ccc;'  src='http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/jewels.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>I did recently, in Buenos Aires while visiting the Rio de la Plata galleria:<\/p>\n<p><img style='padding:2px; border:1px solid #ccc;' src='http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/galeria.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Upon asking Rik, owner of Soundtrack Records, for the price, I hastily ran out of the shopping mall to call KUR headquarters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; (me) &#8220;The price is $200, whaddayathink?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;  (The Boss) &#8220;Mmmmh&#8230; that&#8217;s a lot of money&#8230; does it have the beret?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Yes!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Buy it! Why, I&#8217;ll donate a kidney if need be!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t much like the thought of a one-kidneyed Barry &#8212; so I resorted to robbing two enchanting old ladies of their pesos, and kicked a cocacola machine to get some more cash. Mission about to be accomplished&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img style='padding:2px; border:1px solid #ccc;'  src='http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/rik.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Rik The Enabler, checking with me whether the goods are in mint condition  (i&#8217;ve waited my whole life to say &#8220;mint condition&#8221;! at last!)<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward to half an hour ago. Barry is running around the house sporting the beret mumbling something about disconnected synapses and swiss cheese while i take some pictures:<\/p>\n<p><img style='padding:2px; border:1px solid #ccc;'  src='http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/BeatTheBoots.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p><img style='padding:2px; border:1px solid #ccc;'  src='http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/BeatTheBoots1.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little worried about the foam around Barry&#8217;s mouth right now&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you see any in this picture? I did recently, in Buenos Aires while visiting the Rio de la Plata galleria: Upon asking Rik, owner of Soundtrack Records, for the price, I hastily ran out of the shopping mall to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/09\/05\/spot-the-jewels\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-personal","category-zappa-imagery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}