{"id":3094,"date":"2006-07-18T15:45:37","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T13:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/18\/tossers-unite"},"modified":"2006-07-18T15:45:37","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T13:45:37","slug":"tossers-unite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/18\/tossers-unite","title":{"rendered":"Tossers Unite!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/media.guardian.co.uk\/site\/story\/0,,1823110,00.html\">Rrrrright:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In what must surely be one of the summer&#8217;s more bizarre events, hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230; and what&#8217;s more:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Prizes will be on offer for those who clock up the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest &#8211; the current record, according to the organisers, is a chafing eight-and-a-half hours.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I believe a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lifeisajoke.com\/woodyswit_html.htm\">Woody Allen quote<\/a> is in order: &#8220;Don&#8217;t knock masturbation \u00e2\u20ac\u201d it&#8217;s sex with someone I love.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rrrrright: In what must surely be one of the summer&#8217;s more bizarre events, hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity. &#8230; and what&#8217;s more: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/18\/tossers-unite\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}