{"id":3091,"date":"2006-07-17T14:29:43","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T12:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/17\/i-say-chaps-fancy-a-bit-o-pims"},"modified":"2006-07-17T14:31:36","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T12:31:36","slug":"i-say-chaps-fancy-a-dash-o-pims","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/17\/i-say-chaps-fancy-a-dash-o-pims","title":{"rendered":"I Say Chaps, Fancy A Dash O&#8217; Pims?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Darnit! Wish I&#8217;d read this before hitting the wee hours at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/15\/seattle-81\">Magic&#8217;s wedding<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/03_06\/0306_say_it_plowed.html\">getting your point across a sea of drinks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you happen to find yourself in the company of foreigners, you should feel free to adopt their accent. If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re drunk enough, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably happen without even trying. Much as mimes really dig it when you start mimicking them, your new mates will appreciate your ability to acclimate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(I blame the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.recipecottage.com\/drinks\/english-pims04.html\">Pims<\/a>. I do. Really.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darnit! Wish I&#8217;d read this before hitting the wee hours at Magic&#8217;s wedding: getting your point across a sea of drinks. If you happen to find yourself in the company of foreigners, you should feel free to adopt their accent. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/07\/17\/i-say-chaps-fancy-a-dash-o-pims\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-randamonium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}